Fly crazed

I am a sane individual.

Unless there is a fly in the house.

Then I go completely crazy.

This is no joke.

I totally and completely lose it.

I become focused on killing the fly and nothing exists until it is eradicated.

The fly plague Moses brought to Pharaoh would have been difficult for me.

And yes, there is a direct correlation between my current craziness and my childhood.

Just know I HATE flies.

Sadly, my poor husband and children have been pulled into the craziness and all have become trained fly assassins.