I'm running out of adjectives

J has struck again. I purchased a jar of peanut butter on Friday afternoon. I went to work on Saturday. I came home that evening and J had eaten almost the entire jar. I repeat: MY TWO YEAR OLD ATE NEARLY AN ENTIRE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER IN ONE DAY. My first response is jaw-dropping shock. My second response was, "Steve, did you know he ate a jar of peanut butter today?" To which my husband classically replied, "Yes. Isn't peanut butter good for you?" YES! IN MODERATION! Like I said, I am running out of adjectives.


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